Thursday, December 10, 2009

Half Decent Coffee, Indecent Agenda?

It happened by accident, really. I should have returned home, but after missing my exit I wound up back at my old stomping grounds in Tillicum, Washington... just outside of Fort Lewis. I don't get over there much anymore, so I decided to have a look around and maybe talk to a few local business owners. I discovered a new coffee shop in town.

They served up a decent mocha, I'll give them that much. It's a cozy little place. The problem is all the propaganda strewn around.

"No, sir," proclaims the quote on the cup. "You mop the floor!" Cute. Various books decry America's participation in war & conflict. One even implies that you can't be a Christian and support the military.

"You better hope your Momma loves you, because the Army doesn't," says one pamphlet. Way to demoralize the troops.

I'm all for advocating the individual soldier and protecting his rights. I used to BE a soldier. But encouraging them to be openly disrespectful toward their superiors (and the Army in general), and that when military cohesion is so important? It seems a little treasonous to me, and it makes me doubt that the owner is the real deal as he (or she) claims.

It's true soldiers don't always get the best accommodations, but in my experience the American military generally bends over backwards to make sure its soldiers what they need. It's up to the individual soldier to take advantage of that when they can. When -- for whatever reason -- they can't, then they adapt, overcome, and accomplish the mission anyway.

I could have been comfortable there, but I wasn't. Not with all that anti-military sentiment. And that from a coffee shop sitting right outside an Army base. Huh? Someone here needs to get a clue, and I'm pretty sure it isn't me.

I'll take my coffee without the political agenda next time, thanks.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Is Google Finally Slapping Itself?

Google is apparently redefining its search results. Again. Chris Crum is asking "Can you rank?" I'm asking a different question. I'm surprised how many people are acting like Google is doing something new every time it changes the way it ranks and serves search results. Is there a webmaster -- or even blogger? -- left alive who doesn't know what it means to be "google slapped"?

The sky isn't falling, folks. In fact, I think if this goes down the way some people think it will, Google is going to lose users. Period.

But think about this: as a webmaster, I'll simply start optimizing my content for some other popular search engines and relegate Google to the back burner where they've been begging to go for some years now anyway. As a mentor, I'll be teaching other people to make similar adjustments to their seo. The more this starts happening, the more market share Google is going to notice slipping through its dying fingers.

Okay, I may be overstating the case there. At worst, Google will probably do just fine catering to firms with big advertising budgets. After all, I'm sure they realize that they're not the only game in town for the "little guys"... right?

Right?

Monday, December 7, 2009

More Cheering, Less Jeering: The Holiday Guide

It's that time again: chilly winter days and warm drinks, crazy traffic, and a gazillion crazed consumers making a run on every shoppe in town. The holiday season is upon us!

I recall some of my own personal holiday moments from last year's feeding frenzy. The warmth, the friends, the generosity. All good stuff. And then there was the road rage, and various rumors about angry shoppers injuring each other, and people generally forgetting what the holidays are all about. That's not so good. In fact, it sucks.

In the interest of promoting the good stuff and avoiding the rest, here are some ideas to carry into your holidays:


1. Consider a gift exchange.

A segment from my local church group got together and traded names last year. This limited the cost and ensured everyone participating got a little something. Even better, it gave us the chance to spend some extra time with those closest to us. That's something you just can't put under the tree. 

This concept worked so well for us, we're doing it again this year.


2. Slow down and take it easy.

Have you noticed what happens as the holidays get closer? We have less time. People become frenetic, tempers erupt. I witnessed a striking example last year while navigating a jammed parking lot at a local bookstore. A large truck pushed one way while I and another motorist were coming the other way. The space was narrow, with no place to turn around. In response to the impasse, the truck driver leaned from his window and breathed such a vapid stream of curses and insults at the poor guy behind me that I was stunned. I sat there wondering: "Is this the holiday spirit that we treasure so much?"

So, yes. Slow down. Refuse to be rushed. ENJOY your holiday. If you can't do that, something's broken. This kind of stress is not what the holidays should be made of.

Sound hard? Just remember Maestro's golden rule here: "A bad attitude on your part does not constitute a problem on my part." I'm having MY merry Christmas whether the guy in the truck does or not.


3. Go to church.

I know, this may not be your "thing", but just try it anyway. Visit your local house of faith and publicly express your thanks. Do it throughout this next month. Sound crazy? Consider the crappy attitudes and stress from the previous point. It's very difficult to treat other people like dirt when you're thankful for what you've got. If you think you've got nothing, then pray for somewhat to be thankful about. I guarantee something will come of it. As an added bonus, the prayer and thankfulness will help with with the slowing down and taking it easy, too.


4. Turn off the television for a bit. The computer too.

True, those Christmas stories are a part of the Grand Tradition. But try this: gather the family around, crack open that Dickens story(or your bible, or whatever) and read it from the source. If you don't feel like you're up to it, find someone with a good reading voice. Or simply take turns and pass the book around. This may sound crazy in our "Information Age", but as Robert Allen so aptly states it, "Time is the currency of the new millennium".

Remember what I said about the gift exchange? It applies here as well. The people closest to you may value your money and that shiny new present, but I bet they'll value your time more. Spend a generous amount of it on them.


5. Plan ahead next year.

After the rush, rumble, flurry, and fury of the holidays is behind us, we'll have a whole shiny new year ahead. Take some time each month to plan ahead of your holidays. You'll be able to make many of your purchases and arrangements before time becomes an issue, and you can avoid some of the "run and gun" guerrilla tactics used by the less cheerful holiday celebrants.

Merry Christmas and Happy holidays!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

CHoN: xomba.com

It's an interesting idea. A website that already plays nice with the search engines, gives writers an outlet for their creativity, and even promises to share half the advertising revenue generated by said writer's content. There are a few things they won't let you do with it, of course. But if you like to write, it's definitely worth a look. I tried it out today and am already seeing a tiny bit of revenue in my Google account for it.

Cool, Hot, or Not? As an amateur writer, I'm going to say this is definitely looking Cool. Don't take my word for it, however. Check it out. Look me up over there, if you like. I'm Maestro_74. Happy writing!

Typosaurus Dex?

No, we're not exploring a new strain of dinosaur DNA. I just encountered an interesting entry over at Typo of the Day for Librarians. Carbohydretes -- sounds like a condition that wants treatment, doesn't it? That's got to be my new second favorite typo.

My favorite typo ever, I think, is one I committed back in school. I now insist to my friends that idito is Spanish for "idiot". I doubt that one bothers too many librarians, but it brings a smile to my face every time.

Art of Writing

It's not an original concept. I'm sure it's been tried and abandoned, and probably more times than any of us cybernauts can count. I've even made a few abortive attempts myself -- topically speaking, that is -- and then got tired of the idea and stopped after a few posts.

I'm referring, of course, to the blog-as-writing-scrapbook concept. You see, I'm an amateur writer. I'm good at it when I want to do it. I'm probably good enough to make money doing it, I just haven't tried all that hard. I think it's because I have a something of a love-hate relationship with writing. It's great when the words and ideas just seem to flow out from your brain onto the paper. But there are the times when those words and ideas only come out because I came in there and dragged them out, kicking and spitting.

In either case, I've decided it's way past time for getting off my lazy mental duff and writing something on a consistent basis. That's why this blog is here. That's why I'm writing this now. I have it in my head to figure out a couple of regular features I can do. I expect the rest will make this thing look like an ad hoc dumping grounds for lost ideas looking for a little coherency from which to draw some context and meaning.

Welcome to my little corner of the internet.